#haha get cucked amirite

[gentrychild]

God, Danny phantom is SUCH a funny show to me. The premise is that a kid DIES and gets super powers, and is so miserable at school that he feels like being a superhero is the lesser stress in his life (but it’s played off as ‘haha school SUCKS, AMIRITE KIDS??’) the creator is the same guy who made fairly odd parents and is unwilling to take the story seriously, leading to the fans hating him and taking the show into their own hands. A villain wants to cuck Danny’s dad to adopt him. Shit’s WILD.

And he IS hunted by the government! And other ghosts! Danny’s considered a freak and a pariah among ghosts bc he’s only “half ghost”, and because his parents are GHOST HUNTERS he’s too scared to come out and tell them what’s happened to him! He literally says in this KIDS SHOW he’s afraid his parents will DISSECT HIM, that’s not fanon! The only adult figure who could remotely help him is a guy who went through the same thing in college, but who used his powers for crime and wants to kill his dad

Also vlad, the guy who wants to kill/cuck Danny’s dad bc he lusts after his mom, also beats this 14 year old child to a pulp to try and intimidate him into helping him murder his own father. Then holds a grudge and tries to kill HIM as well when he doesn’t! There’s a tv special where Danny’s whole family DIES, (because he CHEATED ON THE SAT???) he has to go live with vlad, the man RIPS OUT THIS KIDS HUMANITY so he wouldn’t have to suffer anymore???(everything is fixed bc Time Travel but????)

And the worst part is that vlad was bffs with Danny’s parents in college and they have NO IDEA what’s going on, so he can menace this poor kid more or less anytime he wants. Vlad at one point tries to clone Danny to make a “perfect son”, but they all end up half sentient monstrosities except for a little girl, who will MELT TO DEATH if she uses her powers too much?? The government hunts vlad and Danny both. I’m sorry for the spam, but it’s all flooding back and I am in AWE of this show lmfao

....one last thing about Danny phantom? He wants to be an astronaut, but because ghost hunting is taking all his time and energy, he’s always on the cusp of flunking his classes and is absolutely MISERABLE bc he’s afraid he’ll have to choose between saving the town and his dream of being an astronaut, and he knows he’ll pick saving the town if he has to. I remember this show being considered more funny than edgy, and as an adult I am flabbergasted at how they got away with SO MUCH

Can someone come here and tell me that OP is gleefully messing with me so I can sleep in peace tonight?

[colubridcollective]

Introduction Post

This is going to be our introduction post for this blog / our parts. 

We have been a passive member of the DID community for a long time now, and we decided it would be nice to set up a true system blog. We have been diagnosed with DID, and our body is over 21. 

Our system name is the Colubrid Collective, named after our favorite family of snake, Colubridae. Church chose “collective” over “system” for two reasons: it alliterates, and he says that collective sounds more communist. 

This blog doesn’t necessarily have a set purpose or goal. It is mostly just a place for us to be an active part of the community. There will most likely be resources, memes, personal posts, anecdotal experiences, research ... anything we feel is relevant to either DID or our system. There may be MBTI / typology things, too. Church is really into it. 

We aren’t great at tagging, but if anything needs to have a content warning, please let us know. :)

- Levi!

System Members

Please note that we will not be labeling roles outside of “frequent fronter” and “protector.” We do not like many of the terms used to describe the roles of parts, and we do not like to attach a strict labeling system onto ourselves - it is too complex to post here. 

Additionally, some of our parts were unable to provide little descriptions like these; the ones that were able to gave their consent to have it written by Church and me (Levi!) and posted here. 

Church - 18 / 22M - ENFJ - Gay communist. Thinks Freud was right until he was bought out and bribed by the bougie to go off his rocker.

Birthday: August 8th

Frequent Fronter

Originated as a fictional introject from Red vs. Blue. Garbage source, really.

Interests: psychology, video games, cooking, and loving on my fiance. I don’t have a ton of hobbies, and apparently that’s a problem I gotta work on, but ehh. 

Levi - 6-10 / 12 / 16M - INFP - Horrible little carnivore; talks like mountains.

Birthday: April 16th

Frequent Fronter, Age-Slider

Interests: snake care. I am a host, but that is all I have a passion for, haha. I have a kingsnake, a cornsnake, and I am taking care of my boyfriend’s hognose until he moves back in with me! I know a lot about snake care.

I age-slide all over the place, it gets confusing sometimes :(. I am mostly 16 if I am online or socializing, but at home, I am usually 12. The 6-10 range is uncommon!

Lucas - 28M - ENTJ - Working part that gave all of his fun bits to Church. 

Birthday: August 1st

Formed to help handle our job and any other active “adult” tasks. 

Interests: work and getting shit done. My fiance too, obviously.

I’m usually co-con with Church rather than fully out on my own. I don’t mind it at all. 

Kitten - Adult M - N/A - Just a fuckin’ cat. Sometimes catboy. 

No birthday.

Mostly inactive or only influencing these days. May integrate fully soon! 

Presents as a non-verbal cat most of the time, but can morph into a “catboy” if he is blurry with others. 

Michael - 39M - INTP - Angel of the Lord, lover of all of God’s creatures. Father of 5 rowdy children (not part of our system.) 

Birthday: January 20th

Protector

Originated as an introject of the Archangel Michael. Mostly just a meme now, though. 

Interests: his children, sleeping, and vibing in the void.

Epsilon - 18M - INTJ - The embodiment of this emoticon: -_-

Birthday: Unsure, we’re still trying to figure it out.

Fictional introject of Epsilon from Red vs. Blue. Originally formed as a fragment, but grew into his own full identity. 

Artificial intelligence babie!

Interests: one man and one man only. Oh, and frisky business, too. 

Alpha - Adult ? M - N/A - Wuh wuh I was tortured wuh wuh. 

Birthday: Unsure / none?

Fictional introject of Alpha from Red vs. Blue (specifically the PFL-era.) Still a fragment, unlikely to form a separate identity on his own. 

Also an AI. 

DC - 16M - ISTP - “You ain’t got no legs, Lt. Dan!” 

Birthday: July 2nd

Originated as a roleplay character a few years ago, and now he’s ... back from dormancy for some reason? We’re really not sure. 

Ain’t got to gotdamn legs - organic ones, at least. 

Interests: doing things, which is better than most of us. Mechanics, welding, working with his hands. 

Cal - 18-20F - ESFP - Fuck men, but also fuck men, amirite? But seriously, men are garbage. 

Birthday: January 28th

Originated as a roleplay character a long time ago. The first and main part for our “High School Squad.” 

Interests: Kesha, working out, fashion. 

Mostly inactive these days, but still kicks around sometimes. 

Jason - 22M - ISFJ - Betabux cuck; a legitimately nice guy who can’t ever get his own voice right. 

Birthday: August 14th

Protector of the High School Squad

Inactive for the most part. Will rarely come around if needed. 

Skippy - 16F - ENFP - That popular but nice girl in high school. You know the one.

Birthday: February 24th

Academic part during high school and a bit of college. 

Inactive for the most part. 

Vian - 16F - ESFJ - Also the popular nice girl, but a bit of a loner, more down-to-earth. 

Birthday: October 2nd

Sports / activity part during high school. 

Also inactive for the most part. 

Donec - 20M - N/A - Mute, I guess? That’s all I got for him, man. 

Birthday: Unsure

Honestly, we have no idea what he’s about. He’s been around for almost a decade, but we don’t know shit. 

Chill tho. 

Will - 13M - TBD - Introject of a cat from Neko Atsume (that’s a joke.) 

Birthday: TBD

Full name is Willow. He couldn’t decide on a name, and wound up taking it from the cat he liked in the game Neko Atsume. Kids, man.

Recently formed; still getting used to everything. 

Lastly, some older parts we have recently connected with. They weren’t able to give us much information, and we don’t know enough about them to make a cute little profile. 

Dean - 10M

Annabelle Lee / Ally - 13F

Annie - 7-12F

Yas - 30sF 

[justmags]

Hey guys

it’s @darklyspectre ‘s birthday. Go wish him a happy birth and also tell him you’re stealing his wife.

Also, I’m stealing Tori from you, dude.